May 31, 2009

MCDONALD'S: MAKINITBETTER GLOBALLY (FAIL)

Honestly, WTF is going on in Japan? Seriously. This fuckin' monstrosity, curiously named Mc Gratin Croquette, "contained a deep fried Macaroni, shrimp, and mashed potato burger served on a bed of cabbage."


Alright, alright, you win Japan - You're the craziest!! That is until Germany gets hammered at a McDonald's and takes it up a notch, then it's on bitches!


Oh wait, Africa wants in on this too. They always seem pretty rational on the news.
ESPECIALLY during elections and genocides and whatnot.
We're not sure about the "exotic African sauce." Apart from that it looks edible, but nice try anyway.

Canada, really!? Jeezus, you too. A fuckin' lobster sandwich with a side of fries and a watery diet Coke!?!?!
(Those wacky Canadians also get to order a goddamn pizza by screaming into the Meat Clown's face at the drive thru. We shit you not.)

N-E-way, Japan still holds the belt. Although we hear South Africa is gonna start offering Mc Soylent burgers in the fall. Japan says you're welcome.


RANDOMLY BETTER GEEKY JOKE:
More XKCD after the jump.