April 30, 2009

RANDOMLY BETTER: GARY COLEMAN'S SNOWPANTS

Just when you thought you've seen errthin' - BAM! - Gary Coleman has a court date.
RANDOMLY AWESOME!

NOT AS RANDOM, BUT IT'S STILL BETTER MOST:
Big Stage. You can make a pretty hi rez image of yourself and put it in movies and other online video. Sounds stupid right? Wrong, sizzle-chest! Try it with an eight year old, they think it's Jesus-Magic. Oh, and you can share it on mySpace and Facebook, so it's only a matter of time until erverybody on the ineternet sends you the same little clip with their stupid face in it. Or even worse, their goddamn cat's face in it. That's going to be awful, but the idea and execution is pretty good. Digital you is going to be a star! Especially if you do it before everybody else does. Jump on this before your fuckin' girlfriend's sister sends you one with her cat asking about a cheezburgah.

A BETTER WTF? Are you a wanne be hipster-netizen? Try this next time you get an inter-office e-mail about bullshit TPS Report guidelines. (From the Urban Dictionary:)
FUCK THE WHAT: An exclamation used when describing an event later, NOT when it is happening. Associated with wtf and ftw it used in later describing disbelief at something.

Tim: "...and I was like 'dick flavored pizza? Fuck the what!"
Eric: "Yeah dude. Too bad im vegan."

Actually it's pretty tired, we just liked the example. We CANNOT wait to hear them use "dick flavored pizza" in a sentence at this year's National Spelling Bee. (Shout out to mo_preslei, you've been Knighted.)

BTW, we are still gonna delete any and all shitty, half-assed, stoopid comments. That's why there ain't any, anymore. Fuck you and your high school. THIS IS NOT YOUTUBE BITCHES!
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April 27, 2009

VIDEOS MAKING THE NET BETTER, 'NUFF SAID.

Lucy get a restraining order, NOW!!

Hey Lucy - Watch more Funny Videos

The title says it all.

Fat Guy With a Little Gun - Watch more Funny Videos

Lucy's a bit frazzled, cut her some slack.

Chick Confuses Brake With Gas Pedal - Watch more Funny Videos

DAS PARTEE-STARTAH

Creepy Dude Makes Same Face in Every Pic - Watch more Funny Videos

Yo, DJ ShortRound, BRING THAT BEAT BACK!

Insanely Talented Beat Boxing Kid - Watch more Funny Videos

OH SHIT! (Honestly, that was shit.)

Old Lady Craps In Store - Watch more Funny Videos

Seriously, let that air out yo chest, son. Cake ain't worth it.

Dont Drink And Talk Smack - Watch more Funny Videos

Shout out to break.com for these, more after the jump.
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April 16, 2009

MAKIN IT GAYER. This shit could not get any, well you know... Not that there is anything wrong with that.






Shout out to holytaco.com for these.

RANDOMLY BETTER: Guys in skinny jeans, a v-neck T-shirt and a scarf when it's 80 degrees out. That is a MUCH better look than getting a full-back tattoo of two naked dudes about to do it a vineyard. Not AS gay, but better.

VIDEO WHICH COULD NOT GET ANY...

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