2 MORE REPS, THEN SAY HI TO YOUR MOTHER FOR ME

You can pick up a copy of the VHS on amazon.com. POW!!

RANDOMLY BETTER PHOTOSHOP: If celebrities were ordinary people. Here, meet Dave and Vicky Beckham.

More CELEBUGLIES after the jump.

1981, NEWSPAPERS "GET" THE INTERNET

Exactly how did they fuck this up? They were first? Before you know it, there will not be any print editions anymore. But at least they saw the potential before it actually existed and then dismissed it. Brilliant.




RANDOMLY BETTER WIKIPEDIA PAGE: LAWSUITS AGAINST GOD Hilarity ensues after the jump.

For more "waki" wiki entries, check out bestofwikipedia.tumblr.com. A twice-daily updated collection of some of the best reading on Wikipedia. It's Fascinating. You're welcome.

RANDOMLY BETTER 3-WAY: Just click here. SFW

TWO GIRLS, ONE-UP

That's pretty sick.

UMM, ACTUALLY SASHA... "THIS" IS FIERCE!

If they don't win, we're NEVER watching ABDC again. Okay, we don't really watch now, but you get the point. This just broke Sully's-sister-Sullie's GAYDAR.



"I think Beyonce is the new Cher... or the new black. No wait! Not like that!! I mean (giggling) fuck you!"
- Transcript of Sully's-sister-Sullie's voice message. Yep, she had the argument with herself.

RANDOMLY BETTER MOTHERFUCKIN' DEMO REEL:

Ian Pfaff's Demo Reel from Ian Pfaff on Vimeo.

MORE SITES THAT ARE BETTER THAN MOST

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INSTANT CULT CLASSIC

"Having lost faith in the human race, a legion of angels descend to Earth to bring about the Apocalypse. Humanity's only hope lies in a group of strangers trapped in a diner and the Archangel Michael himself."

You're kids are going to be watching this in college, late at night, twenty years from now. The same way you get high and watch the original Planet of the Apes, and kinda giggle, but secretly like it - and quote it - for days afterward. Trust us.

Much, much more from firstshowing.net after the jump.

RANDOMLY BETTER "CLIFFSNOTES" REBOOT:

ANIMALS WITH CASTS

If your girl has this website bookmarked, fuckyeahanimalswithcasts.tumblr.com, then break up with her, like, A-S-A-to-the-P. If your boyfriend has it bookmarked, you're a beard. Just sayin'.

More broke-ass animals after the jump.

RANDOMLY BETTER WAY TO SHOW OFF YOUR BONER:

"Not that there's anything wrong with..."
Actually, there's A LOT wrong with this shit.
Hey we're as open minded as the next crew,
but gay dudes need to slow their role.
Actually, they need to bring their roll to a dead stop
and GRADUALLY start that shit up again. SLOWLY.
Seriously, goddamn.

MOS DEF NOT MAKINITBETTER: Far Side much, shitstick?

Unless Gary Larsen has a new nom-de-plume, this asshole is a straight up:

"simple and plain / motherfuck him and John Wayne!"

Fuck you Scott Hillburn.

"Fuck you and the set you claim / Scott H. and the Universal Press Press Syndicate some mark-ass bitches! >>>I hit 'em up!"
- Sully (per Tupac Shakur)

MOTI-FUCKIN'-VATION

Whover said "It's not whether you win or lose it's how you play the game," did NOT have Bobby "FUCKIN" Knight as their FUCKIN' coach! (Shout out to Ransom for the link. B, you've been Knighted.)


RANDOMLY BETTER MOTIVATIONAL VIDEO:
"LeRoy is French for The Roy. What are you French for?"
'Nuff said, we're sold Leroy. Just in case you aren't check out his infomercial.


More LeRoy after the jump... OF FIYAHHH!!!