July 8, 2009


In the end his daughter's words were heartfelt. It was sad.

Now, to all you "fans" crawling out of every little nook and cranny to gush over the great dead king, literally and figuratively (His fuckin' gold casket was on stage during his arena-wake for crissake! Why?) ...allow me to retort.

First of all, for the last 25 years we've ALL made derogatory MJ jokes or heard one and laughed or just simply called him bat shit crazy. He was. He lived crazy and died crazy - under the supervision of some witch doctor he hired to live with him! Unless you're terminally ill or whatever, why do you have a doctor living in your home overseeing your health or lack there of? Why?

B) In a million years if you were accused of doing what "they" said he did to little boys, would you simply throw money at it to make it go away? Still not sure? Riddle me this, would you let your child spend a night at the Neverland Ranch? Why?

iii) Google him and check out the images. A clear descent into madness. Forget the Vitiligo, I'm talking about the plastic surgery. Two dozen? Fifty procedures? Why?

Why did he buy test tube babies and stick 'em in surrogates to make a family? Why did he recently become a nomad? Why was he constantly seeking media attention only to shy away from it once it swarmed? Why did he let his life become so absolutely strange? Why?

And, why do people feel the need to hysterically grieve someone they have never met? Why all the overt hypocrisy? Why?

I'll let the King of Pop answer it for you:
If They Say -
Why, Why, Tell 'Em That Is Human Nature
Why, Why, Does He Do Me That Way
If They Say -
Why, Why, Tell 'Em That Is Human Nature
Why, Why, Does He Do Me That Way

We'll see you at the crossroads Michael, except we won't stop and talk or even acknowledge that we know you. Why? Because most of us probably won't recognize you, that's why. Well at least your daughter will and it might still be sad.

Just sayin',

Okay, one more. that's it, pinky swear. Why didn't his fuckin' dance moves change from 1984 on? Why, why - tell 'em dat-dat dat-dat dat-dah...