ANIMALS WITH CASTS

If your girl has this website bookmarked, fuckyeahanimalswithcasts.tumblr.com, then break up with her, like, A-S-A-to-the-P. If your boyfriend has it bookmarked, you're a beard. Just sayin'.

More broke-ass animals after the jump.

RANDOMLY BETTER WAY TO SHOW OFF YOUR BONER:

"Not that there's anything wrong with..."
Actually, there's A LOT wrong with this shit.
Hey we're as open minded as the next crew,
but gay dudes need to slow their role.
Actually, they need to bring their roll to a dead stop
and GRADUALLY start that shit up again. SLOWLY.
Seriously, goddamn.

MOS DEF NOT MAKINITBETTER: Far Side much, shitstick?

Unless Gary Larsen has a new nom-de-plume, this asshole is a straight up:

"simple and plain / motherfuck him and John Wayne!"

Fuck you Scott Hillburn.

"Fuck you and the set you claim / Scott H. and the Universal Press Press Syndicate some mark-ass bitches! >>>I hit 'em up!"
- Sully (per Tupac Shakur)