MICHAEL SWAIM

"This motherfucker is mos def makinitbetter!" - Big Irv.

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BTW, Swaim would probably say, "You're welcome," and he's mos def been knighted.

RANDOMLY BETTER UNINTENTIONALLY COMEDIC GENIUS:

This Tony-Hawk-lookin'-horse's-backside wants to help us "focus" on what we're are doing by giving us... wait for it...

63 goddamn suggestions!

Really, we were having a little trouble with the ONE fuckin' thing we were supposed to get done by five. N - E - way, umm, thanx shitstick. And just as an added bonus, he's known as The Toilet Paper Entrepreneur. We shit you not! (We love it when a pun comes together.)