SLEEPY BOOBS

For crissake, really $55!?! (insert penis joke here, with a punchline being less than $55 dollars. You're welcome.)

HEY, THESE GUYS HAVE SOMETHING TO STICK TWEEN YOUR BOOBS
TO HELP YOU BITCHES GET SOME ZZZZ'S:

More of these rocket surgeons after the jump.

RANDOMLY BETTER ONE LINER: "Erotic is when you use a feather, Kinky is using the whole fuckin' chicken."