SLEEPY BOOBS

For crissake, really $55!?! (insert penis joke here, with a punchline being less than $55 dollars. You're welcome.)

HEY, THESE GUYS HAVE SOMETHING TO STICK TWEEN YOUR BOOBS
TO HELP YOU BITCHES GET SOME ZZZZ'S:

More of these rocket surgeons after the jump.

RANDOMLY BETTER ONE LINER: "Erotic is when you use a feather, Kinky is using the whole fuckin' chicken."

MIGHTY MOUSE

Just sayin'.

THEY'RE KIDDING, RIGHT!?!

WRONG! Sure we all throw "WTF" around like it's punctuation, but some folks truly deliver. We shit you not. And if we did you could always use this contraption.


LOL! We can't get enough of arrows through the face. Honestly, who can!

(Okay all shits and giggles aside, the guy with the bow locked his aim in on the other idiot like he was tracking a deer. CSI: Moscow better take a closer look at this "FATAL ACCIDENT."

COMRADE HORACIO: They were re-enacting a William Tell stunt, but let's. Just. See. (Extended Dramatic Pause) What the evidence will tell.

Cue The Who: "YYEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"

... and scene.)

A viral video of Disturbia. Yes. Yes it is. On sooooo many levels.


RANDOMLY BETTER IN POOR TASTE:

LOL JOKE

This CAT is makinitbetter on the viral front.