"Now THIS is how you make a fuckin' trailer!" - Sully
RANDOMLY BETTER FOOT MASSAGE:
May 8, 2009
May 5, 2009
SUNDAYS WITH LOMBARDI
If you didn't already know, The Boogie Knights are into football. We mean, REALLY into football. We've also been loooking for something to read on the weekends since newspapers are going the way of the walkman. (The internet is the i-Pod to the newspaper's walkman, the same but MUCH better.)
That's why we love Mike Lombardi of the National Football Post.com If you haven't been on his tip on daily basis, at least check out his Sunday columns. They are superb, just like in the golden age of journalism when a columnist did more than just stroke the fire du jour.
With newspapers tanking and a bazillion shitty blogs like ours adding nothing to the mediasphere it is refreshing to read a true, insightful columnist like Mr. Lombardi. If your parents knew how to use a computer, or for that matter what the internet was, they'd love him. And that's saying something because your parents are probably assholes. N-E-way...
Here's his latest. You're welcome.
RANDOMLY BETTER MIKE LOMBARDI SPORTS ANALOGY THAT CAN BE APPLIED TO BUSINESS AND OTHER ENDEAVORS:
That's why we love Mike Lombardi of the National Football Post.com If you haven't been on his tip on daily basis, at least check out his Sunday columns. They are superb, just like in the golden age of journalism when a columnist did more than just stroke the fire du jour.
With newspapers tanking and a bazillion shitty blogs like ours adding nothing to the mediasphere it is refreshing to read a true, insightful columnist like Mr. Lombardi. If your parents knew how to use a computer, or for that matter what the internet was, they'd love him. And that's saying something because your parents are probably assholes. N-E-way...
Here's his latest. You're welcome.
RANDOMLY BETTER MIKE LOMBARDI SPORTS ANALOGY THAT CAN BE APPLIED TO BUSINESS AND OTHER ENDEAVORS:
"Hope is often mistaken for a Plan."
...Church!
May 4, 2009
WOLFRAM ALPHA
It sounds like something that's going to be in the G.I. Joe summer blockbuster, but it's actually a search engine... but better... sorta... we think? We're not sure or sold yet, but the smarty pants at ReadWriteWeb are... sorta:
"The hype around Wolfram|Alpha, the next "Google killer" from the makers of Mathematica, has been building over the last few weeks. Today, we were lucky enough to attend a one-hour web demo with Stephen Wolfram, and from what we've seen, it definitely looks like it can live up to the hype - though, because it is so different from traditional search engines, it will definitely not be a "Google killer." According to Stephen Wolfram, the goal of Alpha is to give everyone access to expert knowledge and the data that a specialist would be able to compute from this information."
We already have a vast amount of "expert knowledge" trolling the webosphere for porn, so we're not sure how useful this Viking-God sounding search engine is gonna be, but anyway. You can read the rest of the pre-review here on ReadWriteWeb after the jump.
It's not a new invention, but Wolfy is makinitbetter. That's all we ask... sorta.
RANDOMLY BETTER 2.0 VERSION- 2Wolf 2Ram: Tokyo Drift. Just sayin'. Think on it Wolfy. You're welcome.
"The hype around Wolfram|Alpha, the next "Google killer" from the makers of Mathematica, has been building over the last few weeks. Today, we were lucky enough to attend a one-hour web demo with Stephen Wolfram, and from what we've seen, it definitely looks like it can live up to the hype - though, because it is so different from traditional search engines, it will definitely not be a "Google killer." According to Stephen Wolfram, the goal of Alpha is to give everyone access to expert knowledge and the data that a specialist would be able to compute from this information."
We already have a vast amount of "expert knowledge" trolling the webosphere for porn, so we're not sure how useful this Viking-God sounding search engine is gonna be, but anyway. You can read the rest of the pre-review here on ReadWriteWeb after the jump.
It's not a new invention, but Wolfy is makinitbetter. That's all we ask... sorta.
RANDOMLY BETTER 2.0 VERSION- 2Wolf 2Ram: Tokyo Drift. Just sayin'. Think on it Wolfy. You're welcome.
May 2, 2009
HATFIELD & MC COY: E-TARDS
Sir Irv has compiled some of the greatest comebacks in The Boogie Knights’ on going e-tard feud between Nyce and Sully’s Sister Sullie. Irv’s edited out all the blah-blah-blah and focused on the Check, and then, the Mate.
(BTW - Itchy & Scratchie are busting each other’s chops over fantasy football.)
Sully’s-Sis-Sullie: “… you’re an old minivan and I’m a cute little VW.”
Nyce: “Punch-buggy-stoopid”
Nyce: “… i get to pee standing up. HA!”
Sully’s-Sis-Sullie: “it’s one thing to have a vajeen, it’s another to be a vajeen”
Sully’s-Sis-Sullie & Nyce [‘almost simultaneously’ on repeated / retarded occasions]: “Favre-U!”
Sully’s-Sis-Sullie: “… gotta go JERK, gotta date.”
Nyce: “the navy in town?”
Nyce: “… admit it! im right!”
Sully’s-Sis-Sullie: “easy. nobody wants to see yur lipstick size, child boner”
ACTUALLY MUCH, MUCH BETTER: Check out vimeo.com. It's like YouTube's more original, better quality, less retarded cousin. Here's what we're talking about: (Umm, FAME much? This is pretty awesome. I wonder which one is supposed to be CoCo in this re-boot? - NYCE)
(BTW - Itchy & Scratchie are busting each other’s chops over fantasy football.)
Sully’s-Sis-Sullie: “… you’re an old minivan and I’m a cute little VW.”
Nyce: “Punch-buggy-stoopid”
Nyce: “… i get to pee standing up. HA!”
Sully’s-Sis-Sullie: “it’s one thing to have a vajeen, it’s another to be a vajeen”
Sully’s-Sis-Sullie & Nyce [‘almost simultaneously’ on repeated / retarded occasions]: “Favre-U!”
Sully’s-Sis-Sullie: “… gotta go JERK, gotta date.”
Nyce: “the navy in town?”
Nyce: “… admit it! im right!”
Sully’s-Sis-Sullie: “easy. nobody wants to see yur lipstick size, child boner”
ACTUALLY MUCH, MUCH BETTER: Check out vimeo.com. It's like YouTube's more original, better quality, less retarded cousin. Here's what we're talking about: (Umm, FAME much? This is pretty awesome. I wonder which one is supposed to be CoCo in this re-boot? - NYCE)
Nyle "Let The Beat Build" from Nyle on Vimeo.
We suggest you sign up. If you don't "get" it, just continue watching e-tarded-webcam-leave brit'ney alone-type bullshit on YouTube. Oh yeah, that rocks shitstick!
April 30, 2009
RANDOMLY BETTER: GARY COLEMAN'S SNOWPANTS
Just when you thought you've seen errthin' - BAM! - Gary Coleman has a court date.
RANDOMLY AWESOME!
NOT AS RANDOM, BUT IT'S STILL BETTER MOST: Big Stage. You can make a pretty hi rez image of yourself and put it in movies and other online video. Sounds stupid right? Wrong, sizzle-chest! Try it with an eight year old, they think it's Jesus-Magic. Oh, and you can share it on mySpace and Facebook, so it's only a matter of time until erverybody on the ineternet sends you the same little clip with their stupid face in it. Or even worse, their goddamn cat's face in it. That's going to be awful, but the idea and execution is pretty good. Digital you is going to be a star! Especially if you do it before everybody else does. Jump on this before your fuckin' girlfriend's sister sends you one with her cat asking about a cheezburgah.
A BETTER WTF? Are you a wanne be hipster-netizen? Try this next time you get an inter-office e-mail about bullshit TPS Report guidelines. (From the Urban Dictionary:)
FUCK THE WHAT: An exclamation used when describing an event later, NOT when it is happening. Associated with wtf and ftw it used in later describing disbelief at something.
Tim: "...and I was like 'dick flavored pizza? Fuck the what!"
Eric: "Yeah dude. Too bad im vegan."
Actually it's pretty tired, we just liked the example. We CANNOT wait to hear them use "dick flavored pizza" in a sentence at this year's National Spelling Bee. (Shout out to mo_preslei, you've been Knighted.)
BTW, we are still gonna delete any and all shitty, half-assed, stoopid comments. That's why there ain't any, anymore. Fuck you and your high school. THIS IS NOT YOUTUBE BITCHES!
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NOT AS RANDOM, BUT IT'S STILL BETTER MOST: Big Stage. You can make a pretty hi rez image of yourself and put it in movies and other online video. Sounds stupid right? Wrong, sizzle-chest! Try it with an eight year old, they think it's Jesus-Magic. Oh, and you can share it on mySpace and Facebook, so it's only a matter of time until erverybody on the ineternet sends you the same little clip with their stupid face in it. Or even worse, their goddamn cat's face in it. That's going to be awful, but the idea and execution is pretty good. Digital you is going to be a star! Especially if you do it before everybody else does. Jump on this before your fuckin' girlfriend's sister sends you one with her cat asking about a cheezburgah.
A BETTER WTF? Are you a wanne be hipster-netizen? Try this next time you get an inter-office e-mail about bullshit TPS Report guidelines. (From the Urban Dictionary:)
FUCK THE WHAT: An exclamation used when describing an event later, NOT when it is happening. Associated with wtf and ftw it used in later describing disbelief at something.
Tim: "...and I was like 'dick flavored pizza? Fuck the what!"
Eric: "Yeah dude. Too bad im vegan."
Actually it's pretty tired, we just liked the example. We CANNOT wait to hear them use "dick flavored pizza" in a sentence at this year's National Spelling Bee. (Shout out to mo_preslei, you've been Knighted.)
BTW, we are still gonna delete any and all shitty, half-assed, stoopid comments. That's why there ain't any, anymore. Fuck you and your high school. THIS IS NOT YOUTUBE BITCHES!
April 27, 2009
VIDEOS MAKING THE NET BETTER, 'NUFF SAID.
Lucy get a restraining order, NOW!!
Hey Lucy - Watch more Funny Videos
The title says it all.
Fat Guy With a Little Gun - Watch more Funny Videos
Lucy's a bit frazzled, cut her some slack.
Chick Confuses Brake With Gas Pedal - Watch more Funny Videos
DAS PARTEE-STARTAH
Creepy Dude Makes Same Face in Every Pic - Watch more Funny Videos
Yo, DJ ShortRound, BRING THAT BEAT BACK!
Insanely Talented Beat Boxing Kid - Watch more Funny Videos
OH SHIT! (Honestly, that was shit.)
Old Lady Craps In Store - Watch more Funny Videos
Seriously, let that air out yo chest, son. Cake ain't worth it.
Dont Drink And Talk Smack - Watch more Funny Videos
Shout out to break.com for these, more after the jump.
Hey Lucy - Watch more Funny Videos
The title says it all.
Fat Guy With a Little Gun - Watch more Funny Videos
Lucy's a bit frazzled, cut her some slack.
Chick Confuses Brake With Gas Pedal - Watch more Funny Videos
DAS PARTEE-STARTAH
Creepy Dude Makes Same Face in Every Pic - Watch more Funny Videos
Yo, DJ ShortRound, BRING THAT BEAT BACK!
Insanely Talented Beat Boxing Kid - Watch more Funny Videos
OH SHIT! (Honestly, that was shit.)
Old Lady Craps In Store - Watch more Funny Videos
Seriously, let that air out yo chest, son. Cake ain't worth it.
Dont Drink And Talk Smack - Watch more Funny Videos
Shout out to break.com for these, more after the jump.
April 16, 2009
MAKIN IT GAYER. This shit could not get any, well you know... Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Shout out to holytaco.com for these.RANDOMLY BETTER: Guys in skinny jeans, a v-neck T-shirt and a scarf when it's 80 degrees out. That is a MUCH better look than getting a full-back tattoo of two naked dudes about to do it a vineyard. Not AS gay, but better.
VIDEO WHICH COULD NOT GET ANY...
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