June 10, 2010
March 29, 2010
MAKIN SCHOOL PLAYS BETTER WITH A VENGEANCE.
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March 20, 2010
WE WANT WHATEVER JAPAN'S SMOKING... THEN WE WANT SOME OF THESE IN COOL RANCH
should be the official sponsor of the BCS.
March 16, 2010
March 13, 2010
February 17, 2010
February 8, 2010
9 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT DREW BREES
Think you know Young Breesy? Have you accepted Breesus as your QB and Savior? Is Brees 32:39:288:2 written on the eye black tape under your eyes? Even so, you might not know these interesting facts about Nine.
1. He doesn't celebrate touchdowns, they celebrate him.
2. If you say his name out loud three times in a row, a football hits you right in the chest.
3. He's actually left handed, he throws with his right to make it sporting.
4. He doesn't call audibles, he thinks them.
5. Took an underachieving, awkward & scrawny Bill Brasky under his wing in college.
6. Can solve any Sudoku using only wingdings and a single pound sign.
7. His year old son has already signed a letter of intent with Professor Xavier's Academy. (Lane Kiffin was disappointed, but begrudgingly approved.)
8. Crushes his enemies, sees them driven before him and hears the lamentation of their cheerleaders.
9. Will make you forget Oreos in favor of Drew Brees cookies. [citation needed]
February 4, 2010
February 2, 2010
THA ANSWER TO WHATEVER, MAN. FUCK.
BONUS TRACK MOTHAFOOKAHS:
Fuck it, just become a fan on Facebook. Or just get a load of this bitches.
You're welcome.
January 6, 2010
January 5, 2010
HOCKEY PLAYER OR STAR WARS CHARACTER
1. Tuukka Rask
2. Galen Marek
3. Karlis Skrastins
4. Bertroff Hissa
5. Antti Niemi
6. Anssi Salmela
7. Raymus Antilles
8. Wojtek Wolski
9. Pekka Rinne
10. Mirax Terrik
11. Anze Kopitar
12. Carlist Rieekan
13. Raitis Ivanans
14. Rune Haako
15. Kamil Kreps
16. Radek Bonk
17. Lando Calrissian
18. Arvel Crynyds
19. Saku Koivu
20. Agen Kolar
21. Firmus Piett
22. Teemu Selanne
23. Dak Ralter
24. Zdeno Chara
25. Jan Ors
**BONUS: Marc-Andre Chewbacca
(**This is actually a trick question since he is of mixed Goaliee / Wookiee heritage.)
ANSWERS
Hockey Players: 1,3,5,6,8,9,11,13,15,16,19,22,24
Star Wars: 2,4,7,10,12,14,17,18,20,21,23,25
December 19, 2009
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November 10, 2009
SPAM, THE NOVEL (Chapter 3)
CHAPTER 3
The daughter of the great whore of whores.
Nov. 11, 1:39 a.m.
How are you, Rafael!
He hated Gall. That is all I want now. Zane hefted the scythe. He galloped down a side alley. This is our first big attack. This would be nothing. Every woman should learn a trade. Women should attend less to household duties.
The blanket was lifted from me. That is what I told her. But what if we should have it? Then we will blow it together. It was man. Now and forever now. Her father shook his head sadly. STILL AMONG SHOALS. It didn't seem to. In my right the fascist papers.
If that woman could only write. Daughter of the great whore of whores. The best you've ever served under. Smith and Mr. The rest of the creature ran on. They'll be glad to share their rooms. The bridge is nothing to me. Tonight we discuss all. He had not taken any before. In a moment he had it figured. Here it comes.
Am I not right? Would he sit down? He continued forward. We've had enough of this. Joy lit up his eyes. Where was there safe passage? What signs are there of a hound? We are through the crust. Pilar did not turn. This sounded very good. Pointing at nothing.
